I will have you all know, I do not have dust bunnies in my home.
Now now, don’t hate me. I just happen to have a superior cleaning
method which allows for the lack of these small bundles of dust and fur.
I must give credit for this situation where it is due: the 3 pets which constantly
shed, and the 3 children who make it impossible for me to do any
cleaning so that what should be a dust bunny in fact becomes a herd of large
I know – you’re so jealous.
(Tip: You are almost guaranteed to have only dust bunnies if you lack pets
or if you vacuum or sweep regularly).
Martha Stewart, eat your heart out.