Dear Mama,

While you were doing the laundry (and you thought I was eating my lunch like a good girl at the table)  I was doing this:

And this:

That’s the peanut butter and jelly from my sandwich.  I refrained from feeding it all to the dog, as you requested, but I couldn’t help smearing it all over the freezer.

When you discover this and you say “Oona, that’s bad”, I will say “Yeah mama, I am bad…..but I am cute”.