The Fattening

The pie/cake fairy came again.  I hate that witch.  She is determined to thicken my waistline.

Forget about losing those last ten pounds! she says.

Besides it’s fifteen now anyway.  Ha!

She knows I hate working out.  She knows I have zero will power.  So tonight she brought me this:

Strawberry Shortcake – Cake from The Pioneer Woman.

My favorite part of the recipe is where she says, “Bake for about 45 – 50 minutes or until no longer jiggly like my bottom”.

That’s when you know it’s going to be goooood.