Forgive me if I’ve told you this one before, but it’s one of my favorites. I’ve been trying to locate some of my old journals so I can relate funnier stories from my days as a transit bus driver. For now enjoy this one (which is courtesy of a good friend who was driving at the time).

Nurse 1: Hey thanks for the book – I can’t wait to read it!
Nurse 2: Sure! And I finished that one you gave me, by the way.
Nurse 1: Yeah? How’d you like it?
Nurse 2: It was pretty good. Not enough porn, though.

Yup. Them nurses and their porn!!!