Make sure everyone eats breakfast and gets dressed

Clean up kitchen

Battle teething baby for a moment’s peace in which to take a shower

Inspect dog poop every couple of hours for partially digested toy

Start laundry

Make lunch, change baby

Spend 2 hours preparing craft project for kid’s afternoon “busy time”

Get bitched at by husband for not doing enough

Battle baby to make phone calls to endodontists and insurance company

Decide insurance company is worst in the world

Make appointment at a provider 2.5 hours away

Curse repeatedly

Do online search for Dunkin Donuts in that area – find one 3 miles from Endodontist’s office

Rejoice